Panasonic Admits Automatic Plasma TV Black Level Change, Claims It’s a Good Thing [Panasonic]

The Boxetti transforms from home theater system into a white display case akin to something I’d see holding up housewares at a Crate & Barrel in less time than it takes you to say “fugly as sin.”

I mean this is just, like, my opinion, man, but those colors? The bland white freezer box it transforms into when not in use? Those big, abstract art dopey ear speakers in the rear? Come on now. I’m all for transforming furniture—hell I even wrote a short film noir detective story about some once—but come on.

There aren’t even any lasers. Oh, and it’s $8,000. For that price I expect a Megan Fox lapdance, standard. Try again. [Boxetti via Born Rich via DVICE]